What would you do in this situation?
You would teach your phone how to spell "cockslap" right?
What?? It makes perfect sense.
Motivated by the below autocorrect fail, I wondered how long does it actually take the phone to learn profanities? How else would it take a typo of "capslock" to be converted to "cockslap"?
A research experiment was in order.
So I text the following. (My friends rock for not minding this type of stream.)
After TWO TRIES it appeared to get it! I wanted to be sure though so I overdid it. I think I just like saying "cockslap."
The masking tape was still halfway around the room so I experimented with various tenses of the verb "cockslap."
I mean, wouldn't you?
Friend: You realize that actual cockslapping is not really a desired activity in a bedroom, right?
Me: Totally. I just like saying it.