My mom: "That show is disgusting. Why do women act like tramps? Even though it was the first date, she brought him to her club and did a pole dance. Her pupik* was hanging out and he looked like he was turned off. It was too much too soon." (*Pupik: Yiddish for bellybutton.)I cannot believe I had this conversation with MY MOM. She cracks me up.
Me: "Well, that rapper said, men want a lady in the street but a wild one in the bedroom... but not within the first 5 minutes of meeting!"
I saw that show once.
ReplyDeleteIt was more than enough.
Now if your mother had said "Maybe she wants him to shtup her in the pupik..." that would have been something!