Them: what's up?
Me: brb something needs addressing.
Me: brb = be right back
Them: ?? asplenia?
::immediately emails:: "Asplenia, is everything okay??? Do you need me to take off work and come get you?"I just developed a nervous tic. DUDE ALL I SAID WAS "brb" -- not "I'M SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTING"! ::headdesk::