-- Him: "Every day there are like 10 women I want to have [relations] with."
Me: "So I guess this is winding down?"
Him: "No, I told my ex-wife this kind of thing all the time and I was crazy about her!"
-- "I only need to live in my parent's basement for a few years until I get my grad degree." (He was 40.)
-- "Want a sip of my smoothie? I added vodka!" (He was driving.)
-- "I don't like to hold hands or be affectionate. Actually I don't like relationships, at all."
-- "You don't mind that I still live with my ex, right?"
-- "Can I call you back? Now isn't a good time, I just had to call the police to protect me from my teenaged son."
-- "My 7 year old can't sleep alone, he sleeps with me. That's cool when we get married, right?"
-- "You're the first woman I've touched in a year since my wife died."
-- "Sometimes I like to have relations with men."
-- (On a first date) "Want to sleep over? I got the guest room ready just for you!"
-- "Sorry for being a dick. Want to go to a bondage club?"
-- Him: "I don't think we have enough in common. I mean, you like animals and nature."
Me: "You're right, but I'm curious. I don't actually mention that in my profile, where did you see that?"
Him: "We talked about it!!"
Me (looking through our text convo): "Oh, you mean when I commented that YOUR DOG was cute??"
-- Then there was the guy who grabbed my back fat on a date and injured it. Fat is sensitive!
Is it any wonder that everyone hates dating??