Annoying Coworker (AC): I need those files.
me: what files?
AC: those blog files.
me: what blog files?
AC: the files I said I needed.
me: I'm not sure what you're talking about.
AC: the ones I emailed person A & person B about.
me: ummm, check with person A or person B?
AC: what's their progress on those files?
me: I have no idea, check with them.
AC: do you know if they did them?
me: Um, I really don't know, ask them.
AC: I need them.
me: Yeaaaah, um, they're both sitting at their desk now if you want to ask them.
AC: okaaaay. ::annoyed huff::
I gotta save this for my screenplay. Seriously!