|You're doing it wrong.|
|Phyllo dough looks like a roll of soggy paper towels (and probably |
tastes like it too without the pound of butter and honey). Why bother??
|Sad bread needs friends.|
ANNOYING THING #5. The following exchange which happened around lunchtime:
Me (walking down hall): hey.
Coworker I barely know (gawking at chest and pointing to my left boob): WHAT'S THAT??
Me (looking down, at first in horror, at my left boob, worried what I might discover and then relaxing when I realized that my clothes had not, in fact, evaporated undetected): Um, that's part of the SWEATER.
|How to win friends and influence people: unabashedly stare at various body parts.|
|"The problem with Ugly Sweater contests is that |
the winner doesn't usually realize they're playing." (Ha!)
Now I'm home exercising patience!!