My sis: Didn't you tell me some guy you knew got married recently?
Me: uhhhh...? I don't remember.
My sis: Someone you dated got married.
Me: Hmmm, well there was someone who liked me a couple years ago that got married recently but I didn't have those feelings for him.
My sis: Oh, okay. I was just remembering you mentioning it.
Me: I don't think I would have mentioned that guy? I didn't like him that way but I dunno, maybe I said something in passing.
My sis: Oh. So how was your day?
Me: It was awesome! blah blah blah met new guy but really happy still friends with previous guy blah blah.
My sis: It's really nice that you take a positive view after dating someone, that the relationship was good even if it didn't turn into something.
Me: Aww thanks! Actually I feel like that with most of my relationships. There's really only one person I wish I hadn't dated. Remember <name>? That was something I could have lived without.
My sis: Yeah I could see that.
Me: Oh wait! He's the one that got married recently! I completely forgot. I had googled him a few weeks ago and found out.
My sis: I thought there was someone!
Me: I'm so happy that this is so rarely on my mind that I couldn't even place it right away when you asked, haha!
Yay! I've been scolded for "not moving on" as quickly as some think I should, but here is proof that it does actually happen (eventually). Ha!
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