Something I've learned about myself recently: I am biased against usernames. I mean, did these guys seriously think these are good choices?
- I_need_it_bad
(if you need it that badly, go buy it because I don't operate under pressure.) - Raoul_the_wolfboy
(are you aiming to consume dates? I'm just not sure what to make of this one.) - dashing-gourmetchef
(if you say you're "dashing" then I think "not humble" and that's not very dashing at all.) - DoMe
(no thanks.) - NiceGuy7
(if you SAY you're a nice guy, are you really?) - ADateWithYou12
(this just reminds me of the zillion dates you go on.) - 2gether4ever
(ack! I've got cold feet just glancing at your username!) - IHavePowers
(Well, maybe the powers one is alright. I would laugh at someone named "I_have_skillz": cue Napolean Dynamite.)
And another thing. Don't IM me, after reading that my profile says FRIENDS first (meaning don't touch me) and say "a date with me comes with a kiss!" And when I reply that I'm not so much into that type of thing, respond: "Relax. You need to loosen up."
This whole process has been very, um, interesting.
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