Him: You're different than I thought you'd be from your blog.So I bring to you my favorite Alanis song.
Me: Like what? Oh, you mean because I'm not morose emo girl?
Him: Actually, yes.
Me: I'm actually not really a morose person. But I am on my blog sometimes. It's where I let the dark parts out. ::pulls hair over face:: I should have globbed on makeup and gothed it up!
Him: Now you look like Alanis Morissette!
Whatchu gonna do with all that junk? All that junk inside that trunk?
And you don't want no drama....