(How can you not love a guy who thinks that?!?)
Him (looking embarrassed): Uh...
Me: Well I ask because I have the same picture on MY phone.
Me: Well I have it on my phone because I just happen to know someone who looks like that.
Him: Bahaha that's exactly why it's on my phone too!!
Him: Mmmm, you is fine!
Me (washing my face): What? But my hair looks like it caught on fire!
Him: Your hair could be on fire and I'd be like,"that's the finest hair-on-fire bitch I ever saw"!!