So, I was texting back & forth with a friend one day about how I needed to workout. I said I was in danger of getting backfat. She was all supportive and sweet and said "oh stopit!!" so I said I'd send her a picture so she could see for herself.
I promptly went online and found THIS so of course I sent it.
I couldn't stop snickering. Look at the gem I found! Who wears that??
Now, my friend normally responds right away, but an hour passed and I heard nothing. This was odd.
NOTHING to say about this epic text? I mean, this was an orgy of People of Walmart magnitude wrapped up in a single photo. Surely she'd have SOMETHING to say.
That's when I realized I got the phone number wrong.
I left out a single digit.
Some random dude (probably someone's grandpa) in CANADA just received a picture, with NO explanation whatsoever, no text, of backfat.
Not only did I send it to the wrong number, but I sent it out of the country and promptly paid $1.00 for the privilege of embarrassing myself.
(And no, this is not a joke. It really happened!)