So, today I offer you: the strangest group of things I ever purchased that were (I swear!) completely unrelated to eachother:
1. Tuck's medicated hemorrhoid pads
2. 5 lb jar of Vaseline
3. a pickle
Yes. I bought these things.
I was 14 and standing in line at the grocery store with my best friend when she glanced at the checkout belt and said, "Um, I'll be outside."
That's when I noticed what I was buying.
Most of the items were not mine (except the pickle).
(Well, the jar of vaseline was a gag gift. That I probably should have purchased separately!)