- Why do people think it's enough to run 0.02 seconds of water on their hands after using the bathroom? That is not WASHING.
- My favorite new saying, coined from Arrogant Ass's blog: "Can't a bitch have a vice?"
- I may or may not have stapled my cardigan yesterday.
- I hate the word "cardigan," it's so pretentious.
- Although how can you hate a whole type of clothing? But I do.
- I went to an event at my old workplace a couple nights ago and saw bigboobs, I can tell she still hates me. I'm sorry but I cannot help that I noticed -- stop handling your tits in public then!!
- Note to self: next time landlord has an inspection, PUHLEASE put away the medical textbook on The Genito-Urinary Tract.
Wednesday, September 26, 2012
at 10:35 AM