Guy: "Marry me?"
Me: "But it's only been 5 minutes."
Guy: "But I can tell you're the one."
Me: "Can we at least wait 20 minutes?"
Guy: "Fine, I'll wait until the end of time for you."
Me: "Don't "wait" because I don't know if I'll be ready in 20 minutes or even *40* minutes. Maybe never."
Guy: "That's okay if I can't have you I don't want anyone."
Five minutes passes...
Guy: "Uh, hey, I reopened my dating profile and met someone. I wish it had been you but whatev."