Monday, February 9, 2015
Realistic Card for Boyfriend
Sorry I've been unavailable all night while you were texting, wondering where I am.
I was holed up in the bathroom with a pipe auger, needlenose pliers and a tub of benzoyl peroxide. Afterall, I have to prepare for our first Valentine's Day, my dearest. The clock is ticking and it takes time to mangle the second head enough for it to fall off.
Cannot wait. <3
Your (hopefully soon will be) beautiful girlfriend
at 9:45 PM