Annoying Coworker (AC): I need those files.
me: what files?
AC: those blog files.
me: what blog files?
AC: the files I said I needed.
me: I'm not sure what you're talking about.
AC: the ones I emailed person A & person B about.
me: ummm, check with person A or person B?
AC: what's their progress on those files?
me: I have no idea, check with them.
AC: do you know if they did them?
me: Um, I really don't know, ask them.
AC: I need them.
me: Yeaaaah, um, they're both sitting at their desk now if you want to ask them.
AC: okaaaay. ::annoyed huff::
I gotta save this for my screenplay. Seriously!
Jesus, aren't conversations like that the worst? I had an entire exchange with a woman I work with the other day, where she was explaining something to me? And when she walked away, I realized that I hadn't comprehended a word of what she'd said because she managed, in a few minutes, to utterly confuse the living shit out of me. (Wait. Maybe that's my deal.)
ReplyDeleteI love getting CCd about crap that absolutely does not and will not ever concern me.