"It's sore because you are healing... but that DOESN'T mean to climb Mount Everest now, okay??"
"Should you get a pool? Sure. If you want to go to your kid's funeral."
"I'm glad you don't want to date anyone who rides a motorcycle, I don't want my daughter's brains splashed out all over the road."
"Sure, hiking is fun, if you like walking up a mountain with a sofa on your back."
"Make your hair blue if you want -- you're the one who has to walk around with it."
(Sent from my phone)