Wednesday, March 12, 2014

Things Jewish Moms Say

"It's sore because you are healing... but that DOESN'T mean to climb Mount Everest now, okay??"

"Should you get a pool? Sure. If you want to go to your kid's funeral."

"I'm glad you don't want to date anyone who rides a motorcycle, I don't want my daughter's brains splashed out all over the road."

"Sure, hiking is fun, if you like walking up a mountain with a sofa on your back."

"Make your hair blue if you want -- you're the one who has to walk around with it."

(Sent from my phone)

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