Sunday, July 24, 2011

Funny chat convo (and poor planning on the part of the vicar with a potato up his ass)

Me: gah! Caught by net nanny again at work. This never happens because I'm trying to look at porn on PURPOSE, you know. It's the bait-n-switch. Okay, www.whitehouse.com... um... oops,  that doesn't look like the president.* (*true story, whitehouse.com used to be a porn site.)

Friend: Suuuure. Like that priest dude who slipped while hanging curtains naked and a vegetable got stuck in his ass? I hate when that happens.

Me:
Haha! I remember that story. The veggie in question was a potato.

Friend:
"I slipped" was the best he could think of???

Friend:
  yeah that happened to me once. And then again a couple minutes later.

Me: Ha! I mean, what is he thinking? The ass is like a giant black hole with a huge gravitational pull, sucking in any object within a 5 foot radius? I mean, really!

1 comment:

  1. Just thought I'd post this here because you're just all over the place. Here is the best advice I can give you because you are still out there looking for some kind of fulfillment.

    You are looking for the love of your life on the internet, bars through friends of friends. STOP. Just start doing the things you love, and the love of your life will find you. It's what I have been saying all along -

    yourjustnotlistening!

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