Litmus tests for dieting and dating

I'm thinking that it's all about the questions we ask ourselves. An Aristotelian process of inquiry for discovery. And although you should never take a sentence with that many prepositions seriously, we shall continue. Is s/he the one? Do I really want this tub of ice cream? How do you determine what's best for you in life? So many decisions. Ask thyself:

When Dieting

• Hankering for something? Ask "Could I eat a big plate of steamed fish and broccoli right now?" If not, then you're not hungry, you're having a craving. Don't do it. Eat real food.

When Dating

• How will you know you've met the one? When you feel like you won the JACKPOT in a mate. When you can say, "I can't BELIEVE how lucky I am," you've hit it. Score!