Thursday, September 4, 2014

The closest thing my mom & I got to a conversation about sex

Me: So, I dunno, I'm just not really drawn to his company.

My mom: Well, sex isn't the most important part of a relationship.

Me (spitting out drink): SEX?? We haven't even held HANDS. I'm talking about as FRIENDS. I don't really even want to hang out as friends.

My mom (realizing she misread): Oh, okay. Well you can't force those things. But men who are kind and thoughtful make good husbands.

Me: It's too bad it's not possible to make the feelings grow.

(Well maybe you can -- arranged marriages, anyone?)

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