Him: We don't have it, no. Not sure if they'd be interested in it. But here's a hypothetical but very realistic scene:
ASPLENIA: "Hey, I was at the dump the other night, and... do you remember that game Cootie? Where you build a bug and stick plastic insect parts into it? Well, they had one of those, except it was covered in maggots and sanitary napkins. And most of the pieces were missing. It was just... well, not the whole body of the Cootie, but part of one. And the part was cracked in half. Do your kids want it? I could come over and drop it off."And scene!
ME: "GOD YES WHEN PLEASE SOON I MISS YOU SO MUCH."
So yes. I am interested, particularly in the part where you drop it off and I see you and we hug for eight hours. Any weekend plans?
So yes, this is happening!!